Celebrity Tweets

I'm bored in class and look what I stumbled on on Glamour haha! The worst celebrity Tweets. Sometimes you can wonder what is in their heads?!

“No, no, I didn’t go to England; I went to London.”
—@ParisHilton

“fastball. the trolls are foaming from their toothless holes. rumor mill abundant with evil gossip. mainstream heretics smirking.”
—@charliesheen
“WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!”
—@LilJon
“Good morning everyone. Life is good. I am laying in bed with my mommy right now scratching her bug bites.”
—@MileyCyrus
“BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS: I was sitting with my legs crossed for too long and my penis fell asleep.”
—@johncmayer
“I can’t believe my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I’m rich f—k this I’m going home I don’t need this s—t.”
—@50cent